Born: In the Amazonian Jungles of Columbia in the middle of civil war in the back of an army ATV. (aka Dallas Methodist Hospital)

Grew up: In the swamps of the Viet-Cong territory, aligned with the last of the resistance against the evils of communism. (aka Grand Prairie and Arlington Texas)

Training: Small arms from defected GIs, heavy artillery from Russian KGBs, and survival skills from Drunk Navy SEALS. (aka fly fishing with a stick and piece of bologna in the creek)

Secondary Schooling: No formal schooling, just a book, a pencil, and a lot of persistence. (aka Texas publics which is pretty darn close to the above)

Higher Education: All from life experience, making mistakes and lots of reruns of the Simpsons. (aka SMU and the Simpsons)

Special Skillz: Great accuracy with handguns pointed innocents; Nuclear Technology, and cleaning the headquarters. (no changes here)

Current Warrants: None, but waiting SMU Judicial review for confiscated air soft pistol. (The illegal one “Milli”)

Battle Recognition: Most decorated soldier to come out of a single apartment battle. (aka: I got shot til there was no more flesh coloring on my arms)

Aside from all the above, Andrew brings about sense of unity to the apartment. Despite being the youngest in-house member, his knowledge and skills, both academic and survival, stratify the scope of all members of Apartment 106. Whether it is auditing the accounting books of rent and utilities (because you just can't completely trust David) or designing the latest stun gun shotgun shells with Judah, (Wait, that last part is top secret. Forget that last line) he meshes with all walks of life that meander into our sovereign land.         Andrew, a student of both the age old lessons of physics and of blue-blooded yuppies finance, has an affinity for all enlightenment (except for art, I just don't understand how someone would pay money for paint tossed on a wall). Check out the Constitution for a view of my less than respectful writing skills. History, much like Patrick McBride, is my true passion and love to talk bout the days of yore such as Lincoln, Washington, Caesar and Pat's mom's combat boots.         For a little true demographic, Andrew grew up in the suburbs of Grand Prairie and Arlington, no more than 10 miles from each other his entire life. He went to the ghetto schools and learned to play dice in the middle of class and competed in 5A football until graduation of high-school where he was honorably discharged. He has an older and younger sister and two much younger brothers that he looks after from time to time (which means I buy them games and other stuff). For the most of his life he stayed out of trouble, except those long hard days down in Huntsville.         Now he resides in the Apartment as a student of Southern Methodist University in his 3rd year (possibly later if reading this after Sept. 13, 2004). He has thoroughly enjoyed his tenure where he serves as an organizing leader both in activities and keeping the Apartment up to health standards. He also serves in Victory Campus Ministry as "Technical" worship leader, Co-ed Bible study leader and just labor mule for other tasks that are needed. He loves the Lord more than all and would love to share with anyone.         What does the future hold for Andrew, only God knows but he hopes it has something with Financial Consulting (heh, heh or else I've been going the wrong direction). Marriage and a family, maybe when the time is right (definition of right: when he first finds girlfriend then courtship then God's timing and Jeff to put down the shotgun maybe).