Bio of Carl Philip Carlson a.k.a the Philistine

Philistine hails from the town of Ashdod in Philistia. Raised by an opera singer, he learned the ins and outs of artistic merit, becoming one of the leading performance artists of Ashdod. In May of 2004 he completed a four year degree at SMU with a major in the leadership and administration of organizations. The basic emphasis of this degree plan was world domination in 3 easy steps. You will see him soon ruling the nearest national government near you.

Note: if you believed all of the above to be true, then you are to be pitied.

In more recent times, Phil worked in the labor camps of Circuit City in customer service, the warehouse and in sales - and sometimes all three at once.

Fun fact (and yet more fun than fact): Phil gained his red hair and pink complexion from force feeding himself with one pound of carrots per day from age 5 through age 15.

Favorite movie quote: “Your heart is free, have the courage to follow it” – William Wallace’s dead father in Braveheart.

Hobbies: singing, poetry writing, movie watching, listening to music, golf, learning about his Jewish roots, hanging out with Baruch Hashemites and indoctrinating them into the ways of 106, and general mayhem.

Current occupation: Relationship Banker with Capital One

Apartment 106 is the best thing since sliced bread and the invention of the wheel, yet also more destructive than a 300 megaton hydrogen bomb.