The Much Anticipated, Long Awaited Biography of
Stephen Page, Apartment Mate
Stephen Christopher Page was born in Las Cruces, New Mexico. After a brief stay there, he moved to an undisclosed location where he was trained for combat in sharp shooting, hand-to-hand, and ping pong. He was finally given the right of passage into Texas, where he continued to develop these skills that he unknowingly would be using soon. In the Fall of 2003, he finally fulfilled his destiny, becoming the sixth in-house apartment mate of Apartment 106. When preparing to move in, a list of needed items was given to him, as follows:
“Furniture, desks, shelves, those really nice leather massage TV chairs,
gaming/entertainment systems, chairs, swords, fold up chairs, kitchen supplies,
cooking things and other entertainment supplies) - go ahead and bring
them and we'll make good use of them.”
They also mentioned guns.
So, Stephen thus moved in, and was greeted by the newly arrived camouflage netting...in the living room, surrounded by extremely macho movie posters, and crown molding...nevertheless, he had finally found his resting place, his place of solace, his place of training, and his place of domesticated war.
Stephen is (so far) the only apartment mate to shoot out a kitchen light bulb, much less two (the second one without his contacts on--!), and is a noted war-goer when it comes to sharp shooting and avoiding getting shot. He is an active participant in apartment battles, as well as ping pong tournaments and apartment outings. He is the token violinist of the group, and has finally completed his music performance degree at SMU. He is currently having a wonderful time taking a year off before going to Northwestern University for his master’s degree. His most wonderful girlfriend and future wife Anna Katherine is well known and liked by all apartment mates. Although he is not an in house member now, he makes visits often, and looks forward to spreading the good news that is 106 to everyone he meets. Viva la 106!!!!